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1) Why do they call it the Mini-Panda update? . . . Because it finds content that is a little bare.
2) What is the motto of the Cartesian SEO? . . . hint: Descartes wrote, “I think, therefore I am” so . . . “I link therefore I am.
3) What do SEOs use when they go fishing? . . . Linkbait.
4) What does the SEO use besides consonants? . . . Disavowels.
5) What 2 things do SEO pre-schoolers have at break? . . . Cookies and link juice boxes.
6) Why do SEOs hate watery oatmeal? . . . Thin content.
7) What music do SEOs like? . . . ALT=ernative.
8) Why do SEOs love the farmer’s market? . . . Lots of organic content.
9) Why do SEOs like monkeys? . . . Long tails.
10) What does an SEO call 3 bottles of microbrew? . . . A local 3-pack.
11) Why are SEOs good at game shows? . . . They know how to get Quick Answers.
12) How do the SEOs increase the chances their rock band will be discovered?. . . By turning up the AMP.
13) What kind of fruit do SEOs like best? . . . Low hanging.
14) What is the optimum view for an SEO? . . . Page view.
15) Why did the SEO cross the road? ….He wanted to get hit with traffic.
16) Mobile joke: Why do mobile marketers make good parents? . . . They are responsive.