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SEO Audit for less than what you would pay for a blowjob,(pay what you can model, details inside)
Hi, I have developed a software to perform SEO Audits, creating reports and tasks to solve the issues, I want to offer the service with a pay what you can model, I get the requests do the SEO audit and send it, you pay what you can for it, this is because I want to test the service and get the feedback before going any further (buying advertising, creating the site, hosting the service, etc.. the software is stand alone now), the reports will be fone in 35 mins (for a 10,000 pages site), crawling the site gently is the longest part.
Here are the benefits of the report.
– You will be able to follow up on your SEO efforst, because you have a very clear plan to action.
– You will have a step by step report that is easy to follow.
– No more overwhealing tasks, since they report help you to brake all the project in simple steps.
– You can copy and paste the plan to action in the report and send it to your SEO, developper or Virtual Assistant.
– You will be able to save money because you can send the task to a virtual assistant instead of your developer or SEO guy.
– You will get more traffic, because you will be leveraging all the content you already have.
– You will have more visitors because Google will be able to understand and see the content that before was unable to see.
– You will increase your sales because you will have more pages getting traffic from Google
Here is what you will get in the report.
– A list of all the urls accessibles in your URL.
– A Sitemap so Google can see all your pages (XML Sitemap)
– A list of all the scripts that are slowing down your site.
– A list of all the images that are slowing your site and avoiding you to sell more.
– A list of all the images Google is able to see, but you are not getting traffic for (and what to do to fix it)
– A list of all the images Google is unable to see and furthermore you are not getting the traffic you deserve
– A list of all the urls that Google is able to crawl.
– All the urls that get no traffic for the lack of title.
– All the urls that Google is able to see, but is not sending them traffic.
– All the urls that Google is able to see, have them in cache, but dont rank because Google does not understand what they are about
– All the pages that are sending errors to Google.
– All the pages that Google is hiding to your visitors because is unable to understand them.
And what is more important: HOW TO FIX ALL THESE ISSUES!!!
All this start in the pay what you can model the reports will be send based on the price you pay for them, the people who will pay more will get their report first, the higher bidders will have
their reports in 30 mins from the moment they made their payment, the rest will have them in less than 24 hours.This is what you need to do in order to get your report:
Send me a PM with the amount you want to pay, your domain and your paypal email, I wil send you back the report and the paypal link for tha amount you were willing to pay (I am taking all the risk, creating the report and working based on an honor system).
Get your report NOW
Let me know if you have any questions.
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2 Replies
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Your CTA is one of a kind man. “SEO Audit for less than what you would pay for a blowjob” – I guess you’ve just created a niche to reign in:)
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What are prices for blowjobs now a days? I’d much rather invest on a long term pleasurable feeling than a 30 second blowjob. I’m very interested to use the software, please let me know when I will be able too.
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