I ran a luxury resort account that wanted one million followers, but didn’t want to allocate budget to audience growth. Their barometer was the shitty meme pages aggregating content from everyone else.
First step was expanding the competitor set. Made them agree to world famous hotels. Fontainebleau, Bellagio, MGM Grand, etc.
They barely had half a million between them.
The next step was doing the math. They were bewildered when I showed them the investment estimate to go from our ~80K to 1M in 10 months (this was a February ask after our new organic editorial strategy was sold in at the top of the year.) They got offended when I said the budget would be better allocated to driving bookings and reaching people who’d like to spend $2400/weekend for a pool and a beach.
Either way, the dialogue kinda fizzled there. They found something else to worry about, and I got a new job later that summer.
I had another watch brand that was comparing itself to those Instagram brands that invest solely in influencers while selling cheap Alibaba products. Think MVMT or Daniel Wellington. Had to show them how that aesthetic and strategy cheapens their decades-old brand. But they decided to introduce new SKUs to target the Basic People of Instagram, anyway.
I’m so happy to be away from social marketing where KPIs are invented on the fly by egotistical owners and enforced by incapable marketing managers, and into a traditional ad agency where we can set a logical KPI as the AOR.