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I used to have a client that sold home security systems, and the number of searches we got for “does {celebrity name} have home security” was truly baffling. I haven’t checked, but I’m pretty confident that Bill Gates does in fact have a security system.
I also had a client that did personal training, so we had a lot of weight loss adjacent terms. My favorites were the variants of “how to lose 50 lbs in one day”. Like, idk, cut off your leg?
(For what it’s worth, I assume that these folks in Florida are looking for lead paint that specifically tastes *bad* so children won’t accidentally eat it, but it does look very strange!)
