Some SEO Jokes
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#1 – Why did Tiger Woods start studying SEO?
To get his #1 ranking back
#2 – Why did the girl stop dating the SEO Nerd?
He loaded too fast
#3 – Why did the SEO expert cross the road?
To get hit with traffic.
#4 – How did the SEO find her way back through the woods?
#5 – What room was Matt Cutts trying to find when he got lost at the SEO Conference?
#6 – What do you call the # of times an SEO expert can jump on a trampoline?
#7 – What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?
#8 – Why did the SEO expert get kicked out of the grocery store?
Cutting in line to be the 1st position
#9 – What does SEO and a photo framing shop have in common?
#10 – Why was the SEO expert so furious on his way to work?
Too much traffic! …go figure?
#12 – What do you call a web designer with a really good sex change?
Conversion Optimization Specialist
#12 – What did the new CEO of Yahoo! say when they finally beat Google in unique traffic, in July of 2013?
Yahoo! (what did you expect?)
#13 – What do you call a man who invents “PageRank”?
Larry Page…go figure? (True Story)
#14 – What do you call an SEO expert who sells vans?
#15 – What do you call an SEO expert who praises Google?
#16 – What do you call an SEO expert who molds his team into shape?
#17 – What do you call a search engine with a bad marketing department?
A Decision Engine (Remember that)